Sloth Academy
Learn to run a better bio page.
Structured paths for creators. A free foundation, paid deeper dives with certificates, and evergreen resources that stay useful long after you close the tab.
No credit card required for Sloth Mode. Cancel Sloth+ anytime.
Welcome to the Academy
The three learning paths
One free, two paid. Each finishes with something you keep.
Every path is a curriculum, not a video dump. Modules build on each other, you take a real final test at the end, and completing one mints a certificate you can share.
Link-in-Bio Fundamentals
You did not come here to feel busy. You came here to finish a cleaner bio page, understand what visitors tap, and know what to fix first.
Growth Playbook: 0 to 1,000 Clicks
Growth does not come from adding another link. It comes from giving the right post, the right caption, and the right bio-page promise a reason to work together.
Monetize Your Bio
Monetization starts when the bio page has one job and the offer behind it makes sense. This path keeps the math plain and the tactics clean.
How it works
Read. Learn. Earn XP. Keep the certificate.
Read articles
Short, honest resources on bio-link metrics, top-link copy, and growth. Free, no email wall.
Take a path
Structured modules, quizzes at the end of each. Fundamentals is free; deeper paths sit inside Sloth+.
Earn XP
Every module and article grants XP. Level up, unlock Mochi cosmetics, keep a streak.
Mint a certificate
Finish a Sloth+ path, get a real PDF certificate. Yours to share, print, or paste on LinkedIn.
Fresh from Resources
The latest evergreen reads.
Link in bio metrics that actually matter
Four metrics pay the rent. The rest of your dashboard is noise. Here's how to tell them apart.
How to write a link in bio that converts
The first link on your bio page does 60–80% of the work. Most people write it wrong. Fix that this week.
From 0 to 1,000 bio-link clicks
A six-week play for the top of your funnel. No hacks. No paid ads. Just four sources that scale.
Free vs Sloth+
Sloth Mode is free. Always was, always will be.
Sloth+ unlocks the deeper end of Academy. Pick either — or start free and upgrade the day you finish the first path.
Sloth Mode — free
Everyone gets this
- Link-in-Bio Fundamentals (full path)
- Every evergreen article, no email wall
- XP, levels, streaks, badges
- Base Mochi skin + a few free cosmetics
- Library of up to 50 saved items
Sloth+ · €4.99/mo
Every Academy path unlocked
- Growth Playbook + Monetize Your Bio paths
- Downloadable PDF certificates
- Scholar badge on your public profile
- Every Mochi cosmetic — present + future
- Unlimited library saves
Get moving
You did not come here to feel busy. You came here to finish something.
Sloth Mode is free forever. Sloth+ unlocks every path and every future path we ship. Pick either — the free path stays free either way.