Sloth Academy
Learn to run a better bio page.
Structured paths for creators — a free foundation, deeper dives with certificates, and evergreen resources that stay useful long after you close the tab.
No credit card required for Sloth Mode. Cancel Sloth+ anytime.
Welcome to the Academy
The curriculum
A path for every stage of the creator lifecycle.
From your first bio page to sustained recurring revenue. Ten focused tracks, each a real curriculum — modules that build on each other, a final test, and a certificate at the end.
Foundations
Get set up in public without the cringe.
Content craft
Writing, video, photo, audio, newsletter.
Growth & marketing
Positioning, launches, community, reach.
SEO & discovery
Long-tail, backlinks, SERP features.
AI & automation
Prompt craft, AI editing, workflows.
Monetization
First euros to memberships and courses.
Analytics & data
Metrics, A/B tests, cohorts, attribution.
Platform mastery
Custom domains and advanced bio tactics.
Design & brand craft
Identity, typography, thumbnails, motion.
Adjacent skills
Web basics, data, applied psychology.
How it works
Read. Learn. Earn XP. Keep the certificate.
Read articles
Short, honest resources on bio-link metrics and growth. Free, no email wall.
Take a path
Structured modules with a quiz at the end. Foundations is free; deeper tracks sit in Sloth+.
Earn XP
Every module and article grants XP. Level up, unlock Mochi cosmetics, keep a streak.
Mint a certificate
Finish a Sloth+ path, get a real PDF certificate. Yours to share, print, or post.
Fresh from Resources
The latest evergreen reads.
Back up your own reels
Your best videos live inside one app you don't control. A 2026 guide for creators to keeping the original files of your own Instagram reels, naming and storing them, and putting them to work again on other platforms and your bio link (featuring VidDrop).
The app translation playbook
Spreadsheets, JSON files and a translator in an email thread work for one language and break at three. A 2026 guide to translating your app or site for small software teams, with keys, AI under review and fixes over the air (featuring ReRune).
Check the brand before you sign
A sponsorship offer in your inbox is exciting, and that's exactly when to slow down. A ten-minute routine for checking that a brand is real, registered, and who it says it is before you put your name next to theirs.
Free vs Sloth+
Sloth Mode is free. Always was, always will be.
Sloth+ opens the deeper end of the Academy. Start free and upgrade the day you finish your first path — the free path stays free either way.
Sloth Mode — free
Everyone gets this
- The full free foundation path
- Every evergreen article, no email wall
- XP, levels, streaks, badges
- Base Mochi skin + a few free cosmetics
Sloth+ · €4.99/mo
The whole Academy, unlocked
- The full Academy curriculum — a path for every stage
- Every new path we ship, at no extra cost
- Downloadable PDF certificates + Scholar badge
- Every Mochi cosmetic + unlimited library saves
Get moving
You did not come here to feel busy. You came here to finish something.
Sloth Mode is free forever. Sloth+ opens every path — and every future path we ship. Pick either; the free path stays free either way.